I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
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Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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