I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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