You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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