New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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