covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I just googled if crying burns calories
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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