So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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