Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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