I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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