I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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