i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
zippers are such a cool invention
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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