Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Randomize
