The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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