It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He's on the porch naked. Help.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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