i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Randomize