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i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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