So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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