jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I just made out with a guy for $7.
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
farters have to be the big spoon...
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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