Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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