Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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