Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
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Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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