when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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