what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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