real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
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Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
The power of my boobs compel you
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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