no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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