Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
do herpes really smell.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
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That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I could fuck to npr.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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