Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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