i just wanna soil my oats bro
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
How external is "for external use only"?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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