How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
