You're a womanizer and a bitch.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Randomize
