my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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