lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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