It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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