I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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