I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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