I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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