I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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