kristin has been a bad kristin
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
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watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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