i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I cut my penus on the lid.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Randomize
