Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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