When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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