Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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