Whoa Z and x make the same sound
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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