I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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