I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Do vagina's smell?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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