It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.