i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
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