All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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