A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
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I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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