the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
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just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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