Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just found puke in my bra..
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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