OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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