he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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