What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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