Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
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I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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