I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
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I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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