k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Can I color on your dick again?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
pray to the hookup gods
True strength comes from lack of pants
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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